(An open letter to the King of Rock and Roll, not to be confused with the "King" of "Pop.")
Thank you for inventing peanut butter and banana sandwiches, or at least making them so well known that my parents were exposed to them while growing up in Memphis and could then, in turn, feed them to me.
They, like you, are excellent.
Dear Sara Lee,
Thank you for making bread that is low in calories, high in fiber, and doesn't taste like stink. It's real helpful when I'm craving a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Thank you for making super-chunky peanut butter. Did you know it tastes really good with banana? You should totally try it sometime.
Keep up the good work!
Thank you for making bananas, and for inspiring, um, someone (let's see - looks like it was George Bayle) to make peanut butter, and for inspiring someone else to put those two tasty, tasty foods together. I think it's one of the best things you did, besides, maybe, sending Jesus down here to die for me.
(Can anyone guess what I'm craving right now?)