I'm beginning to feel like I don't even DESERVE to have these things, because I'm apparently NOT FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS very well.
Like the directions that tell me that finishing off the bucket of cookie dough you're supposed to be spooning out onto baking sheets is not a healthy way to eat.
(Oh, yes I did.)
Anyway - I gained a half pound this week, which could also be attributed to the fact that I ate something a full two hours later than I normally do on Thursdays, and that food was still in my system.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Pay no attention to the woman with the bucket of cookie dough and the spoon.