Saturday, December 20, 2008
Dear maker of Ritz
Why must you do it?
Why must you make your delicious, buttery crackers in the shape of cute little snowflakes?
I can resist them much of the year, but there's just something about those shapes which calls to me.
What was so wrong with your standard shape? And, in these trying economic times, is it really cost-effective to switch your dies and make a product which is only applicable during a short period of time each year?
I think not.
And I think that, if you care about my health and well-being (not to mention your bottom line) you'll stop production.
And when I've single-handedly saved your company from bankruptcy, I expect nothing in return.
My reward will be the knowledge of a good deed done.